Big Ambitions

Never sleep, never snack, never have a bad day.

Fully trained, permanently cheerful, never calls in sick.

You've got shops to run. Move like it.

Every award on the wall, no decade of grinding required.

Make the clock work your hours for once.

Straight through the wall, over the block, done before the lights change.

Rent, tax and parking tickets are somebody else's problem now.

Whatever you need, it's already out the back.

Skip the ramen years and open with a war chest.

Five stars across the board and a queue out the door.

All the perks of a company car, none of the paperwork.

Every qualification framed, every number in your phone.

Across town in the time it takes to press a button.

Pick a model, pick a colour, find it at the kerb.